<html><head></head><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><div>Or, as my grandfather once told me, "All you need to learn carpentry is some nails and a hammerfor."</div><div><br></div><div>"What's a hammerfor, grandpa?"</div><div><br></div><div>"Knocking the nails in."</div><div><br></div><div>(Boom, boom.)</div><div><br></div><div>Phil M1GWZ</div><div><br></div><div>(<i>Footnote</i>: in the UK Midlands, a hammer is commonly called a "Birmingham screwdriver".)</div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><br><div><div>On 9 Nov 2015, at 14:33, Richard O'Neill wrote:</div><br class="Apple-interchange-newline"><blockquote type="cite">
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<div class="moz-cite-prefix">On 11/9/2015 12:44 AM, Alex Fraser
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<blockquote cite="mid:564032DA.7030608@comcast.net" type="cite"><font face="Comic Sans MS">On an email list once a guy asked "what is
a Whitworth?", Some wag answered "two half wits". That pun
has infected my brain for years...</font></blockquote>
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On a morning report of overnight activities someone, I ain't saying
who, once wrote, "Does anyone know what happened to our Henway?"<br>
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When the chief of operations read it he asked the day supervisor,
"What's a Henway?" Of course the immediate reply was, "<i>about two
pounds</i>".<br>
Another gotcha from the night crew. <span class="moz-smiley-s1"><span>
:-) </span></span><br>
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