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</head><body><p style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: times new roman, times; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Well, THAT explains a lot!<br></p><blockquote type="cite">On July 3, 2019 at 10:30 AM Phil via Tacos <tacos@amrad.org> wrote: <br> <br><div><blockquote type="cite"></blockquote><span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt;" class="">University researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.</span> <br class=""><blockquote type="cite"></blockquote><span style="color: #5856d6; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.33333396911621px;" class=""><br class=""></span></span><blockquote type="cite"></blockquote><span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt;" class="">These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.</span> <span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt;" class="">Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.</span> <span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt;" class="">A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.33333396911621px;" class=""><br class=""></span></span><blockquote type="cite"></blockquote><span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt;" class="">Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.</span> <span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt;" class="">In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.</span> <span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt;" class="">This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.</span> <span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt;" class="">This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. </span></div><div><span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt;" class=""><br class=""></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt;" class="">When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.</span> <br class=""><blockquote type="cite"></blockquote><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;" class=""> </span></div></blockquote><p style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: times new roman,times; color: #000000;" class="default-style"><br> </p><blockquote type="cite">_______________________________________________ <br>Tacos mailing list <br>Tacos@amrad.org <br>https://lists.amrad.org/mailman/listinfo/tacos <br></blockquote><p style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: times new roman,times; color: #000000;" class="default-style"><br> </p></body></html>