[Fwd: Warning]

[David V. Rogers]

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Wayne Osentoski wrote:

> THE TOP 13 ADDITIONAL WARNINGS THE FDA IS CONSIDERING FOR BEER AND
> ALCOHOL BOTTLES
>
> 13. WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
> may make you think you are whispering
> when you are not.
>
> 12. WARNING:  consumption of alcohol is
> a major factor in dancing like an
> a**hole.
>
> 11. WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
> may cause you to tell the same boring
> story over and over again until your
> friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
>
> 10. WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
> may cause you to thay shings like
> thish.
>
> 9.  WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
> may lead you to believe that ex-boyfriends
> are really dying for you to telephone
> them at 4 in the morning.
>
> 8.  WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
> may leave you wondering what the hell
> happened to your pants.
>
> 7.  WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
> may cause you to roll over in the
> morning  and see something really scary
> (whose species and or name you can't
> remember).
>
> 6.  WARNING:  consumption of alcohol is
> the leading cause of inexplicable
> rug burns on the forehead.
>
> 5.  WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
> may create the illusion that you are
> tougher, handsomer and smarter than
> some really, really big guy named
> Chuck.
>
> 4.  WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
> may lead you to believe you are
> invisible.
>
> 3.  WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
> may lead you to think people are
> laughing WITH you.
>
> 2.  WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may
> cause an influx in the time-space
> continuem, whereby small (and sometimes
> large) gaps of time may seem to
> literally disappear".
>
> 1.  WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may
> actually CAUSE pregnancy.



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THE TOP 13 ADDITIONAL WARNINGS THE FDA IS CONSIDERING FOR BEER AND
ALCOHOL BOTTLES

13. WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

12. WARNING:  consumption of alcohol is
a major factor in dancing like an
a**hole.

11. WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your
friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

10. WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
may cause you to thay shings like
thish.

9.  WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
may lead you to believe that ex-boyfriends
are really dying for you to telephone
them at 4 in the morning.

8.  WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your pants.

7.  WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
may cause you to roll over in the
morning  and see something really scary
(whose species and or name you can't
remember).

6.  WARNING:  consumption of alcohol is
the leading cause of inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead.

5.  WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
may create the illusion that you are
tougher, handsomer and smarter than
some really, really big guy named
Chuck.

4.  WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
may lead you to believe you are
invisible.

3.  WARNING:  consumption of alcohol
may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

2.  WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may
cause an influx in the time-space
continuem, whereby small (and sometimes
large) gaps of time may seem to
literally disappear".

1.  WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may
actually CAUSE pregnancy.


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