new FCC NPRM

[Robert E.Seastrom]

This was forwarded to me, probably deserves wide dissemination.


NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULE MAKING AND ORDER
Adopted: December 10, 2005 Released: December 14, 2005 Comment Date: 60 days
after publication in the Federal Register Reply Comment Date: 75 days after
publication in the Federal Register By the Commission: Notice of Proposed
Rule making

1000. A: No radio system owner, or radio system operator, or person or
persons acting on the direction, or suggestion, or supervision, of any radio
system owner, or radio system operator, may try, attempt to try, or make or
make any attempt to try, to comprehend or understand, any or all, in whole
or in part, of the herein mentioned Federal Communication Commission
Regulations, except as authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed
by, or under the supervision of, the Administrator.

1000. B: If any radio system owner, or radio system operator, or group of
associated radio system owners or radio system operators, becomes aware of,
or realizes, or detects, or discovers, or finds, that he, or she, or they,
are, or have been beginning to, or are about to understand the Federal
Communication Commission Rules or Regulations or any of its provisions, (he)
(she) (they) must immediately, within three (3) days of such discovery or
awareness, notify, in writing, the Administrator.

1000. C: Upon receipt of any such above notice of impending comprehension,
the Administrator shall promptly cause said Federal Communication Commission
Rules and/or Regulations to be rewritten in such a form and manner as to
completely and totally eliminate any further possibility of comprehension by
any radio system owner, or radio system operator, or person or persons
acting on the direction, or suggestion, or supervision, of any radio system
owner or radio system operator.

1000. D: The Administrator may, at his or her option, require any radio
system owner, or radio system operator, or person or persons acting on the
direction, or suggestion, or supervision, of any radio system owner, or
radio system operator, who commit(s), or attempt(s) to commit, or exhibit(s)
any propensity to commit, the offense of understanding or comprehending the
Federal Communication Commission Rules and/or Regulations, or any part
thereof, to attend courses of remedial instruction in said Rules and/or
Regulations, until such time as said radio system owner, or radio system
operator, or person or persons acting on the direction, or suggestion, or
supervision, of radio system owner, or radio system operator, demonstrate
that they are no longer capable of exhibiting any comprehension or
understanding of anything.

Comment period: Persons wishing to comment upon said NPRM have until April
1, 2006 to send in comments regarding the above NPRM to the aforementioned
agency, in triple quadruplicate, typed, certified, registered, no carbons,
initialed and notarized with a photo identification authorized by the
Homeland Security Agency, including original radio system license or
licenses, medical certificate, three letters of recommendation from
employer, police chief and FBI signifying no felony or misdemeanor
convictions, poor work habits or personal disgusting habits which would
offend the Administrator, including but not limited to: smoking, drinking,
profanity, watching R rated movies, owning cable TV, non-church attendance,
voting independent, listening to rap music, joining trade associations,
speaking to attorneys, or talking snippy to anyone in Gettysburg.

Send comments to:
Administrator
Federal Communications Commission
Docket #: 24857-23.45.3562.A5PU.(6)b
Attn: Past Due Comments
125 E SW St. NW, E, S
Big Gray Building
Third Floor, Second Door on Right
Desk 4, In-Basket 7
Near Wastebasket 99-8877
Washington, D.C. 20591
Include $29.95 for shipping and handling payable to: Administrator