Weary Overload Recrational Killer

[William Fenn]

Subject: New Disease

 

 

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,
and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational
Killer (WORK). 

 

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else
via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely. 

 

If you should come into contact with WORK you should:

1.	Immediately leave the premises. 
2.	Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one
or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). 
3.	Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system. 

 

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do
not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life. 

 

:)

 

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