Internet of things chip

[Mike O'Dell]

The Internet of Pain is what it's going to be.

Little goobers embedded in the woodwork that get
p0wned and then can't be fixed even if you could find them.

Connecton to the Global Internet is something that should ONLY
be done when there is a terribly compelling reason, not because
"wouldn't it be QUUL!" or 
"we'll sell a zillion of them!" or
"it makes your packet look larger in the mirror"

but no - why would reason work this time.
stupidity has never stopped them before and
there's even more money attracting even more stupidity

it's going to suck soooooooo insanely bad

     -mo