DEC Ditties

[Mike O'Dell]

then there's the ever popular (and true):

	"Don't forget to mount a scratch monkey!"

	-mo




On 3/9/10 9:06 AM, Robert E. Seastrom wrote:
>
> Maynard!  Maynard!
> Don't mess with us,
> We're mean and we're tough!
> If you get us confused
> We'll screw up your stuff.
>
> -r
>
> "Mike O'Dell"<mo at ccr.org>  writes:
>
>> Old joke about DEC Field Circus:
>>
>> 	How does a DEC FE change the oil in his car?
>> 	
>> 	He methodically jacks up each corner of the car
>> 	and replaces each good tire with a flat
>> 	he brought from the field office.
>>
>> PA-DUMP
>>
>> 	-mo